The Tinted Taxi
…The
motorway out of the City of the Ranch Resort ran through a rainforest of fifty-three
miles. This made occasional encounters with monkeys, foxes, hyenas and chimpanzees
common events to motorists who plied it to the markets and towns that lay on
its other side. There was an inn at mile forty-four. In it were fresh and
barbecue buffaloes, antelopes and the oily rhinoceros on sale. Adie slid his Cadenza
into a space nearby.
“Stay
in the car,” he said to his companion, a woman of near-equal height with his,
as he sauntered into the tavern.
“Why
do moments lapse unnoticed? The cost of the tremendous wastage in our being
rests in our unconsciousness of time’s passage. Ageing seems to surprise us.” Although
these words faded into him from it while he climbed the stairs to the top floor
of the bamboo-motel, aromas of soufflés, gingers and garlic had dominance in the
air around. He assumed that some special festivity was either in the offing or
being prepared for.
“If
we could be more evaluative of our lives, if we could only tie every second to
some monetary value, if we could work and earn wealth at rest, we would be some
of the most fortunate creatures alive. Bekoŋ dear,
do you think I’m dreaming?”
Adie
stepped into it.
The
manager of the pub was a slim but wiry man. Many a clientele could mistake him for
a gigolo, for he stooped patronizingly at their demands. His customer service policy
placed him at first sight with each entering visitor, irrespective of the
presence or absence of a receptionist. He stood up upon Adie’s arrival.
Adie
walked up to him.
“I’m
Bekoŋ Belinde,”
he said with his hand outstretched. “Welcome to Commuters’ Delight where you decide
how you would rather drive.”
“Good
afternoon,” the guest replied. “There are worries in the city. The highway is
under siege by a multifaceted band. At one point, it traffics rare species from
our nature reserves away from here. At another, it poisons the much endangered
types in our custody to deprive us of them. The Cross Edge needs the very hair
on your skin irritable to the most evasive of movements by persons carrying out
any such activities against our land. Do we have a team?”
“Definitely;
we are a tourism destination. Our sustainability as a nation draws on our
strengths as indigenous forest guards and conservationists. If you will require
me to perform some other additional tasks, is there any way you could
facilitate my mobility?”
“Do
we have a team?” Adie repeated with a scintilla of suppressed rage and
sternness.
“Yes, we do.”
“That’s
what it means,” he rasped and flounced away.
Excerpts From
The
Tinted Taxi
By
Zelophehad
Adah Sampson
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